Friday, October 21, 2011

How to Spot a Diver, Seasoned Diver & a Newbie Diver

Terbaca entry ni kat MUW forum betul lak...share la kat sini..:)

You can spot divers by:
* Funny Tan Lines
* Big Watch
* Says "Huh" alot
* Scars from trigger fish bites
* Expertise on anti-histamines (burrp!)

You can spot old time divers by:
* Funny Tan Lines
* Big Expensive Watch
* Old Jeep with bad shocks
* Log Book has volume number on cover
* Deaf in at least one ear
* Has multiple scars.
* Has cylinders older than you are
* Talks about making their first wet suit
* Dive gear is faded
* Limps from Dysbaric Osteonecrosis

You can spot newbie divers by:
* Sunburned
* Timex Watch
* Nice car
* Fills in all the blanks in their logbook
* No diving related scars
* Says "Wow, did you see that" alot
* Equipment looks nice
* Perfect hearing 

So, selaku newbie diver, aku rasa...;

- selalu kantoi baru balik dive ngan opismate sebab sunburn..
- Timex watch...belum beli any watch yet..
- Nice car..keta kecik jek pun..
- fill in all the blanks in the log book - hehhee..mmg selalu excited nk isi log book right after dives...bila  DM cop pun dah bangga
- No diving related scars - dah ada scar sbb terjatuh time kat tioman..shore dive..
- Says "Wow, did you see that" alot  - hahaha...nampak penyu pun jakun!!..
-  Equipment looks nice  - baru ada fin and mask
- Perfect hearing - elloo!!elllooo!!! far so good!!..:D